I have bony shoulders. This bothers me because one day I'll have a girlfriend, and when I do, I'll want her to feel comfortable putting her head on my shoulder. I don't want to stab her through the eye with my bony shoulder. I guess this is really only a skinny guy problem, but it's still a problem. We can measure the size of the problem, but we can't know if our solutions will be big (or small) enough to solve them. We should still try though.
Over the next semester, I'm going to work-out with my brother's equipment in my backyard. One of my many goals is to have girl-approved-for-head-resting shoulders. Another one is to feel more confident in my physical appearance. A third is to have a stunning jawline. A fourth is create a healthier life-long attitude toward exercising.
Also, I realized tonight I am not emotionally stable enough to have a girlfriend. One day I will be, but not soon.
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Well good luck with all that. Hopefully you never ever stab a girl through the eye with your shoulder.
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